Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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