If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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