I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
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