party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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