chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
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