sorry about calling you the devil all night.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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