I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Randomize
