They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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