you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
Randomize
