So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I enjoy the company of your penis
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