marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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