We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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