White coat. Heels.
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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