i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
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