Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Randomize