apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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