Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Success! We fucked roommates!
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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