people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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