you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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