i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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