I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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