My nipple is on Facebook.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
jump out the window naked night went bad
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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