Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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