That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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