just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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