My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
You can't motorboat a personality
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
Randomize
