Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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