they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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