we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
Randomize
