my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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