is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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