I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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