You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
tell me about the eggs
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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