Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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