We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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