a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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