I think I died a long time ago.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
I think my moral compass just broke
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