just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
she peed on how many people?
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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