We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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