And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Randomize
