I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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