Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
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