Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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