i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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