So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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