I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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