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when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
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