do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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