It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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