where am i from again
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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