Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
we made out on top of his cat.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
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