seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
the gays at disneyland are vicious
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
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