I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
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