Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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